Could we expect the same?

Dear President Obama: 

I’m planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me. 

We’re planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. Into Mexico, and we’ll need your help to make a few arrangements. 

We plan to skip all the legal stuff like passports, immigration quotas and laws. 

I’m sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, that I’m on my way over? 

Please let him know that I will be expecting the following: 

1. Free medical care for my entire family. 

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not. 

3. Please print all Mexican government forms in English. 

4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers. 

5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and history. 

6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school. 

7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and lunch. 

8. I will need a local Mexican driver’s license so I can get easy access to government services. 

9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but, I don’t plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won’t make any special effort to learn local traffic laws. 

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer. 

11. I plan to fly the U.S. Flag from my house-top, put U.S. Flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals. 

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start. 

13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy. 

14. I want to receive free food stamps. 

15. Naturally, I’ll expect free rent subsidies. 

16. I’ll need Income tax credits so although I don’t pay Mexican Taxes, I’ll receive money from the government. 

17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Govt pays $4,500 to help me buy a new car. 

18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican Social Security program so that I’ll get a monthly income in retirement. 

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all his people who walk over to the U.S. From  Mexico . I am sure that President Calderon won’t mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely. 

Thank you so much for your kind help. You’re the man!!!

 
 
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3 Responses to “Could we expect the same?”

  1. ohiobelle Says:

    If your comment does not appear.. it’s been DELETED. Sry. lol

    The United States is a sovereign nation, not a subsidiary of Mexico, and its taxpayers are not responsible for the welfare of Mexico ‘s citizens. It’s time for the Mexican government, and its citizens, to stop feeding parasitically off the United States and to start taking care of its/their own needs!!!!

  2. samhenry Says:

    Dear Ms Ohiobelle

    The President is too busy to be bothered with citizens. He is a hard worker and a hard partier. He needs time off to get his lies straightened out. There are so many of them that really no relational database in the world could sort and order them. He had to go home to Chicago to get straightened out by his cronies in crime.

    Good luck in Mexico. Sorry we can’t help you. You need to write to the UN since we are busy transitioning to a world government. The UN is in the forefront of this movement.

    Sincerely,

    President Calderone (I speak for Obama)

    This is a great post, Belle. Glad I stopped by.

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